Who wants to argue!?! « Result #2 on Sept 22, 2008, 8:11pm »
Ok, nobody is posting here even though this site gets a gazillion views. It's a terrible waste of a forum. So, I'm starting a shocking and volatile argument to get people to put posts up. Here goes: I think ugly babies should be killed with knitting needles and fed to poor people. That way, you feed the poor and our society gets better looking and we find a use for knitting needles that's better than making those stupid poodle shaped toilet paper covers! Kill ugly babies! Kill ugly babies! Kill ugly babies! Kill! Kill! Kill!
(This is where your sense of moral indignation kicks in and you get on the forum and tell me off, thereby getting people started on using the forum. I have a sense of moral indignation that this forum doesn't get used. You could use it to troll for help on your homework. I once helped a kid on a Mike Myers fansite to come up with a short story idea.)
MIMES THAT DON'T SUCK! « Result #3 on Sept 22, 2008, 7:38pm »
These guys have a mime band that RULES. I want to tell the whole world about them. The band is called Steam Powered Giraffe. They're on Myspace, Youtube, and have their own website.
They have several videos. The guy reminds me of me when I was a kid in Rocky Horror so many years ago, except he's better Their "Scary World" video starts out really goofy, and then it gets cooler and cooler, climaxing in a zombie attack. Their "Moaning for you" song is really catchy and it reminds me of a lot of stuff. Mostly, they remind me of Kids in the Hall. Also, if you have anything cool, neat or original to say on this site, let's hear it. This is a great place to be a writer! Buh-zillions of people log in every day nobody knows your real name. So, even if they hated what you wrote and they saveged it, your real name is a secret. Perrrrrfect place to write stuff... After all, you're reading this. Now go see my mimes!